Gnome has featured some poo / turd posts on his great blog (Gnomes Lair) recently. So now I have poo thoughts stuck in my head. The first thing I thought of was Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo from a early South Park Episode. The early episodes of South Park were great and in my opinion the best ones. The episode featuring Mr Hanky was and is still one of my favourite. I mean how often do you see a singing Poo? If you want to watch the episode it is episode 10 from season one. Above is a little teaser of what to expect.

If you want some poo to put on your shelf then these toys should be just what you are looking for

First up is “The Turds“. These are stunning pieces of turds with character. Above is Smell boy and below is Count Crapula. Just a few of the cool ones but there are a lot more great ones.

Next up is Gunther created by Nanospore. This is a part of a great collection of vinyl toys but what would rather have a graffiti can shaped vinyl toy or a poo shaped vinyl toy?

Lastly you probably know that Poo is number 2 so number 1 is missing. Fear not because the Pee and Poo set is here. The best thing about these is that you will be able to cuddle them as they are plush toys.

Now if you want to control some poo then you are in luck my friend. Gnome has found these games for you to play at Funsta.The 5 games are Donkey Pong, Bogger, Dungbeetle Rally, Poobert and Turd Heroes: Men in Cack. All these games are remakes of well known retro video games. They are all good time wasters with some great cheesy game opening lines. My favourite is “all you have to do is use your kung poo skills to release the turds by beating the living crap out of them” from Turd Heroes.

If this is not enough for you then I have one last thing for all you poo fans, Poop Report Comics. We all love comics so some senseless childish poop humour is the perfect way to finish off. .

This post was heavily inspired by Gnome.

UPDATE: I just came across this at Candy Addict. A Litterbox Cake. A cake filled with turd shaped chocolates. Here is a little quote taken from Tacky Living about the cake

“Litterbox Cake is a moist, tasty medley of cake and instant pudding accented with green cookie crumbs and chocolate candy “turds”. It’s especially appropriate for a cat-lover’s wedding or birthday, but really it’s hard to think of an occasion when a Litterbox Cake wouldn’t hit the spot. “

Looks very tasty indeed. The full recipe is over at Tacky Living. I must make it for someones birthday. In fact it is my little sisters 16th birthday in a few weeks. Poo Toys and a Poo Cake, the perfect present.

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